tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-752940783254553420.post5989019456586046209..comments2023-10-08T08:30:27.232-04:00Comments on In Good Shape: The Imperfections of BrainsAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00348222082847062344noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-752940783254553420.post-91358781821173846322009-01-16T09:27:00.000-05:002009-01-16T09:27:00.000-05:00Dave- you can't stump me. Monty Python- Life of Br...Dave- you can't stump me. Monty Python- Life of Brian. (Insert Applause here)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00348222082847062344noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-752940783254553420.post-77189555496419540862009-01-15T21:59:00.000-05:002009-01-15T21:59:00.000-05:00see if you can spot this one:REG: Ahh, yes. Well, ...see if you can spot this one:<BR/><BR/>REG: <BR/>Ahh, yes. Well, I think I should point out first, Brian, in all fairness, that we are not in fact the rescue committee. However, I have been asked to read the following prepared statement on behalf of the Movement. <BR/> <BR/>Uh, 'We, the People's Front of Judea, brackets, officials, end brackets, do hereby convey our sincere fraternal and sisterly greetings to you, Brian, on this, the occasion of your martyrdom.' <BR/>BRIAN: <BR/>What? <BR/>REG: <BR/>'Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate the parent land from the hands of the Roman Imperialist aggressors, excluding those concerned with drainage, medicine, roads, housing, education, viniculture, and any other Romans contributing to the welfare of Jews of both sexes and hermaphrodites. Signed on behalf of the P.F.J., etcetera.' And I'd just like to add, on a personal note, my own admiration for what you are doing for us, Brian, at what must be, after all, for you, a very difficult time. <BR/>BRIAN: <BR/>Reg! Well, what are you going to do? <BR/>REG: <BR/>Good-bye, Brian, and thanks. <BR/>FRANCIS: <BR/>Well done, Brian. Keep it up, lad. <BR/>LORETTA: <BR/>Terrific work, Brian. <BR/>P.F.J.: <BR/>[mumbling] <BR/>REG: <BR/>Yeah. Right. And... <BR/>P.F.J.: [singing] <BR/>For he's a jolly good fellow! <BR/>For he's a jolly good fellow! <BR/>For he's a jolly good fellow! <BR/>And so say all of us! <BR/>LORETTA: <BR/>And so say all of-- <BR/>[clap clap clap] <BR/>BRIAN: <BR/>You bastards! You bastards! <BR/>CENTURION: <BR/>Where is Brian of Nazareth?! <BR/>BRIAN: <BR/>You sanctimonious bastards! <BR/>CENTURION: <BR/>I have an order for his release! <BR/>BRIAN: <BR/>You stupid bastards! <BR/>MR. CHEEKY: <BR/>Uh, I'm Brian of Nazareth. <BR/>BRIAN: <BR/>What?! <BR/>MR. CHEEKY: <BR/>Yeah, I-- I-- I'm Brian of Nazareth. <BR/>CENTURION: <BR/>Take him down! <BR/>BRIAN: <BR/>I'm Brian of Nazareth! <BR/>VICTIM #1: <BR/>Eh, I'm Brian! <BR/>MR. BIG NOSE: <BR/>I'm Brian! <BR/>VICTIM #2: <BR/>Look, I'm Brian! <BR/>BRIAN: <BR/>I'm Brian! <BR/>VICTIMS: <BR/>I'm Brian! <BR/>GREGORY: <BR/>I'm Brian, and so's my wife! <BR/>VICTIMS: <BR/>I'm Brian! I'm Brian!... <BR/>BRIAN: <BR/>I'm Brian of Nazareth! <BR/>CENTURION: <BR/>All right. Take him away and release him. <BR/>MR. CHEEKY: <BR/>No, I'm only joking. I'm not really Brian. No, I'm not Brian. I was only-- It was a joke. I'm only pulling your leg! It's a joke! I'm not him! I'm just having you on! Put me back! Bloody Romans! Can't take a joke!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09769036257266299789noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-752940783254553420.post-57127380600872898272009-01-15T07:28:00.000-05:002009-01-15T07:28:00.000-05:00I had a brain once, but it demanded to change its ...I had a brain once, but it demanded to change its name to "Brian", so I asked it to leave. And it called my bluff...<BR/><BR/>Hey, thank you for the follow on Irish Gumbo, welcome!<BR/>Peace, IGIrish Gumbohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07386134334156997186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-752940783254553420.post-54899293572679682432009-01-14T18:58:00.000-05:002009-01-14T18:58:00.000-05:00Thanks for the comments everyone! Glad we all got ...Thanks for the comments everyone! Glad we all got a laugh out of it. Nothing better than a spelling error.<BR/><BR/>I'm especially amused by the spam comment from Mr.Ateeq Rahman Khan. Mr. Khan, you didn't read my post carefully enough. I need a Dear Brain letter before I can respond to your urgent request that I give you all my personal information. Duh! If you send me the letter I might be willing to give you 50% of the cash you want me to hold. Don't get me angry because I know all about countries without extradiction treaties. And remember, only call me BRAIN.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00348222082847062344noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-752940783254553420.post-84781173427308174692009-01-14T16:47:00.000-05:002009-01-14T16:47:00.000-05:00I enjoyed this post it reminds me of my own Brian....I enjoyed this post it reminds me of my own Brian.The Pink Cowboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09006823919205286012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-752940783254553420.post-43207297702001104762009-01-14T14:35:00.000-05:002009-01-14T14:35:00.000-05:00The brain is a funny thing in deed. This is hilari...The brain is a funny thing in deed. This is hilarious.Shonda Littlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14411603868888972136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-752940783254553420.post-36142290281982916122009-01-14T09:43:00.000-05:002009-01-14T09:43:00.000-05:00That is a great post. It made me smile before 9 a...That is a great post. It made me smile before 9 am, and that is practically a miracle! So what if you're forgetful, you're a miracle worker!HeatherPridehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03860275128883460043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-752940783254553420.post-26083902453441259682009-01-13T22:17:00.000-05:002009-01-13T22:17:00.000-05:00It's the Rogue River, teehee. Mom's home has a riv...It's the Rogue River, teehee. Mom's home has a river view of it and I spent lots of time rafting on it when I lived there. But you see it spelled the "red" way sometimes.Teri and her Stylish Adventure Cats https://www.blogger.com/profile/00995773243323674858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-752940783254553420.post-88433164198545618712009-01-13T21:24:00.000-05:002009-01-13T21:24:00.000-05:00Ah, hah! So this ever increasing forgetfulness IS...Ah, hah! So this ever increasing forgetfulness IS heredity?! I knew it wasn't me! Why, I have a perfect, uh, ... what where we talking about? [lol] Maybe someone should "brain" me ... <:o\ ♥ ∞Sparkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09531515666554867421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-752940783254553420.post-60931518689452663812009-01-13T21:23:00.000-05:002009-01-13T21:23:00.000-05:00I prefer to consider these things as part of my un...I prefer to consider these things as part of my unique personality.<BR/><BR/>and the word "disorder" has no place here...♥ Brajahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07693196044262677095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-752940783254553420.post-8918623818423431142009-01-13T21:02:00.000-05:002009-01-13T21:02:00.000-05:00Teri, help me with that one. Is it Rouge vs Rogue?...Teri, help me with that one. Is it Rouge vs Rogue? Ohio is a LONG way from Oregon!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00348222082847062344noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-752940783254553420.post-21972614723366214292009-01-13T20:53:00.000-05:002009-01-13T20:53:00.000-05:00yes, that always makes me giggle, too. As does the...yes, that always makes me giggle, too. As does the Rouge River in Oregon...<BR/><BR/>Teri and the cats of FurrydanceTeri and her Stylish Adventure Cats https://www.blogger.com/profile/00995773243323674858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-752940783254553420.post-87833066894223601082009-01-13T20:17:00.000-05:002009-01-13T20:17:00.000-05:00Cynthia, I know a Brian who is no brain trust. He ...Cynthia, I know a Brian who is no brain trust. He could stand to be "brained!"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00348222082847062344noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-752940783254553420.post-86235972290559174482009-01-13T19:27:00.000-05:002009-01-13T19:27:00.000-05:00You give new meaning to the saying"I'm going to br...You give new meaning to the saying"I'm going to brain him" or is it, I'm going to Brian him? Enjoyed the post!Cynthia Pittmannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12656761837022197235noreply@blogger.com