Here's what's going on my head.
Should I blog? Nah, it's too much work. Easier to drink at night and then fall asleep drooling on the pillow.
Wait, someone might think I have a problem. (Define, problem? I'm above ground, how bad can it be?)
I can't blog about nearly 15 year old boys because that's embarrassing. Somehow, along the line, I became embarrassing. This probably occurred around the time I dropped some kids off at school in my Christmas pajamas and it was May and sunny at 7:30 in the morning and everyone could see that my jammies had Christmas ornaments on them.
It's been an interesting few months. I won't bore you but suffice it to say we're all still kicking. This reminds me, speaking of kicking, hold one moment, while I scream the following (it's like in real time!)
Me: PETER! ARE YOU PLANNING ON DOING ANYTHING WITH YOUR LAUNDRY?
Peter: Ya, when this show is over.
Me: THAT'S STUPID. JUST GO PUT YOUR CLOTHES IN THE DRYER.
Peter: 5 minutes.
Honestly. Turn off the lights. Pick up the shoes. Push in the chair. Don't smoke dope. Use your napkin. Stay away from whores. It's really rather simple.
I thought if I turned to God that maybe I'd have a better chance of raising the urchins or at least keeping one of them out of prison. I'm pretty sure you have to push the chairs in at prison. I'm pretty sure that God doesn't think I've got this under control.
At dinner tonight:
Me: PLEASE DON'T USE DOPE. I read some article about high school students and reefer and I'm totally freaked out.
Kid: I don't use marijuana, Mom.
Me: Well then stop watching that reefer madness show and telling me how much money you could make if you moved to California and opened your own dope pharmacy.
Kid: It's just a show.
Me: I'm turning off the cable. Don't do stupid stuff.
Kid: Like in college when you hid in the bushes so you didn't get arrested? Dumb like that Mom?
So, to blog or not to blog. What comes out of my head and onto the fingertips may be a problem.