Glory Be! Count your chickens and pull up a chair, I do declare that the earth is spinning backwards! Yes, indeed, good folks, not only are we whipping around in a counter type fashion, but Mercury is in retrograde! The toilets are flushing the wrong way, dogs and cats are living together in perfect harmony and I'm pretty sure I heard that down yonder, it's raining from the ground to the sky. Yesindeedoodiddilydo!
In honor of these great geologic events, I present to you the REASON. The real, honest to goodness, cause of all of this jumbilification....
Two weeks of school and NO MISSING WORK.
My job is done. Until tomorrow morning.