- Room cleaning
- Dishwasher emptying
- Dinner table setting/clearing
- Lawn mowing/raking/snow removal
- Violin practice
- Book reading
- Homework completion
- Aeronautical design
OK, those last two are things that he will probably miss because he's in the bathroom.
And, he's got me right where he wants me...if I yell at the kid in the bathroom I'll mess up his elimination activities forever. Yes, forever.
Is this melodramatic? Oh yes. Now if you would excuse me, I need to go pound on the bathroom door.