To help them out, below please find my list of blog topics:
- The Brother band most beloved by the pre-teen presidential daughters- Naked or Jonas
- The search for the bathroom key
- How to bust open the secret compartment of the Resolute desk in 20 seconds or less
- Presidential dining foibles- what is that third fork for anyway?
- Inaugural Balls throughout history- how many is too many?
- Icelandic diplomacy- do they warm up after vodka shots?
- Pranks on Air Force One
- Favorite calls to Bush asking stupid questions
- Blue ties are for Presidents- must socks match the pants and other fashion rules for impressing the world
- Oprah's on speed-dial but I can't get a seat on her favorite things show and other things that bother the White House about celebrities
I am raising my glass to a new administrative openness, freedom of speech and a restored retirement account balance. Given the gravity of the task, I guess I can wait a day or two for the posting.